Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

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afatfox:

Dress ~ Modcloth (24)
Belt ~ Torrid (2)
Shoes ~ Modcloth (11)
Purse ~ Ebay
Brooch ~ kreepshowkouture via Etsy

Sooooo in love with this dress!

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americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

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runewynd:

cranky-crustaceans:

pupukachoo:

froggy-horntail:

pantheonbooks:

duamuteffe:

illesigns:

Pixars 22 Rules of Story Telling

9 is worth the price of admission, holy crap.

This is genius. So many great writing tips!

And this is why Pixar is a master in their field.

Why do I feel so weird reblogging this… this is the weekend dammit!  Anyway, great advice.

Pixar you have no idea how much this actually helps me.

*hugs this close to his chest*  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PIXAR.

runewynd:

cranky-crustaceans:

pupukachoo:

froggy-horntail:

pantheonbooks:

duamuteffe:

illesigns:

Pixars 22 Rules of Story Telling

9 is worth the price of admission, holy crap.

This is genius. So many great writing tips!

And this is why Pixar is a master in their field.

Why do I feel so weird reblogging this… this is the weekend dammit!  Anyway, great advice.

Pixar you have no idea how much this actually helps me.

*hugs this close to his chest*  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PIXAR.

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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castielssexappeal:

Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No evil.

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edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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twinzdouble:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

are these two even real?

This is Gold!

twinzdouble:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

are these two even real?

This is Gold!


2:08 am


I’m A BOSS ASS BACH BACH BACH BACH

I’m A BOSS ASS BACH BACH BACH BACH


BACH BACH BACH BACH

BACH BACH BACH BACH


nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

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rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

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